December 2009
Christmas in Tally at my brother's house.
I'm Mr.T and I'm a knight elf Mohawk.
What’s your game?!?!
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Ok, so pretty much, this was teh best meetup since...
inetahasimaginaryfriends:
tatertotcrusher:
Hands down.
Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge.
growingup:
(via sweet-feet)
Alex, you know why you got an empty soda cup?
tatertotcrusher:
JC drank it all while you got up.
which ended up giving mea MASSIVE brain freeze D;
If you ain't first, you're last.
Gone lik a fart in the wind.
Get high, Take the test high, Get high scores.
everthing makes sense now.
I spit a story backwards, it starts at the ending The bullet goes back in the gun The bullet hole’s closin this chest of a nigga Now he back to square one Screamin, “Shoot don’t please” I put my fifth back on my hip It’s like a VCR rewindin a hit
Do ghost fart ?
Sometimes, I like to volunteer to take care of my...
tatertotcrusher:
cleverusername:
deadashistory:
I take Bonkers for a walk at 8:06AM, and come back upstairs 20 minutes later. I take off Bonkers leash and let him run around the house. While he does this, I go to their pantry to get some peanut butter, and I unzip my pants as I start smearing some of it on my shaft. I walk out to the living room and sit on my neighbor’s La-Z-Boy couch, and I...
i say what i mean is the same as i mean what i...
laurandlime:
(via laxerfreak)
you have a nice car.
Nice santa hat btw
lol.
lmfao.
thnks
i assume you saw me driving out of school ?
i breathe when i sleep is the same as i sleep when...
i say what i mean is the same as i mean what i...
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My best friend bought me a christmas hat that says...
she got one that says “I’m with <—-“
i love her so much.
Sleep is for pasties.
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Awake watching Stephen Colbert and trying to...
There's a war in the streets tonight, and nobody...
I'm over they heads, like a bulimic on a see-saw.
(via thebestonmars)